I hesitated to tweet this for a while because it didn’t feel real but I got my first acceptance to a PhD program! going ✈️ grad school

Pokémon trainer self-portrait!! My favorite Pokémon are the ones that look dumb as hell!!

Pawnee used 2 b safe. Some1 stole my car. What will u do 2 make Pawnee safe & can u help me find my car?

is today ash wednesday or is my prof going insane: a novel by me, a bad catholic

returning to the grocery store in your hometown at any point in time after graduating high school is big purgatory energy

I found it. The greatest video on TikTok

I asked Christine Baranski to say “Gay rights!” (And she happily obliged)

why am I laughing way too hard at this alskdkf

we were at the store today. and i found a stuffed penguin that i really fancied. i tried to carry it out. but was stopped before the exit. i am not a criminal. i just have no money

Daenerys at Sansa in the finale #GameofThrones

This veterinarian has a comfort dog assistant that helps sick dog patients know that everything will be alright

not sure this is what LIZZO had in mind when she made this song but we're here for it

rt for chubby milo like for abs milo (and vice versa lol)

today I baked bread AND updated & redecorated my childhood bedroom AND set up my grad school accounts AND prepared dinner for the family. I’m too powerful

my (very catholic) mom said today people who hook up are “whoring about” and I-

This is Bella. She really enjoys the flowers, but is often too short to see them all. Easy solution. 12/10 enjoy the view sweetie

Not everyone is gay. But some people are. And those people are gay

V grateful to the student journalists who wrote this piece & those brave enough to share their experiences. BU admins dismiss complaints about this behavior as "she's helping you become professional". There's absolutely nothing professional about her behavior or "leadership"