Nimepoteza chwani asubuhi nikaona jirani anapeleka mtoto wake boarding,,nikajijazia💔😂😂

Shida ni ati nyii wote mnataka kushine na ukora😏

Me to my crush:" wazazi wangu wanadhani niko uhai kumbe nimekukufia">>😂😂

Nimechekesha mama uji apa site ya mjengo,,foreman ameniambia kesho nisikuje💔😂😂

Telling someone anachezwa,,the wakirudiana wanakusengenya venye uko na wivu>>

Msichana kupenda mpira to the point of knowing all the players squad mpaka wale hukuwa bench,,,is such a turn off walai

Na hii baridi utapata badala mtu anunue sweater,,anakimbilia manzi yako😂😂

Breakfast in bed,,alafu mtu anakuletea ugali ya jana 😂😂

Kwani friday haifiki,,🤔

Saying thank you to Chatgpt everytime it answer my question so that in future when they take over the world it will remember my kindness>>😂😂

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Nmefungua exam paper hakuna kitu najua buana,,,imebidi niandike kila kitu nlisoma jana usiku kwa booklet ndo lec asione ni kaa si kusoma,,🥹🥹

Nmeenda interview flani apo na documents zilikuwa kwa simu,,,nikaambia HR afungue whatsap nimtumie😂😂

Kuna day nmeibiwa simu disco matanga,,alafu nikaanza kuskia dj anacheza mangona kaa zenye zilikuwa kwa phone yangu buana😂😂

Just realised that Christianity is being led by fear of going to hell,,,so in my opinion,,kama satan was to be eliminated today there won't be Christianity anymore

She calls me chairman coz mimi ndo mwenye kitty>>>

Me in heaven: kama hamnifungulii basi mnirudishie sadaka yangu nishike fire extinguisher 😂😂

God daily bread imekuwa kiasi sasa,,,give me the whole bakery

Our father who is in heaven,,,,down here is hard🥹🥹

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