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Kevin Laseau

@klaseau

Yale Volleyball

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calendar_today21-09-2009 01:34:49

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ā€œSo let me tell you about the recruiting process for Yale Volleyball.ā€ ā€œSir, this is Domino’s.ā€ ā€œWell that's OK. First, you don’t have to declare a major until junior yearā€¦ā€ [CLICK]

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Should I be concerned that I’ve given a different answer every time a recruit has asked me what my coaching philosophy is? Should I write these things down?

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This has nothing to do with volleyball, but I'm pretty sure "cilantro" is Spanish for "rots as soon as you put it in the refrigerator."

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June 15 didn’t slow the recruiting process down. It crammed it into a small, pressurized, steel tank where it remains until violently exploding everywhere on the 15th.

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My air pods are officially part of my anatomy. Thousands of years from now, a paleontologist will refer to me as ā€œWeird Ear Guy #1", so that's something.

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VB recruiting has apparently hit its Wild Wild West phase, and you know what that means: no indoor plumbing and bad teeth. Lots and lots of bad teeth.

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If we find out tomorrow that acai bowls are just grape jelly mixed with strawberries, a lot of people are gonna be upset.

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What’s the most controversial issue in volleyball? Any answer besides ā€œknee pads being used as shin guardsā€ will not be accepted.

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Every college head coach has that one person in their program that they know isn’t working out. This summer, it’s me.

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You know how camp makes you more tired than anything ever including raising a child and I’ve never had kids but it’s a hill I’ll die on even though people tell me I don’t know what I’m talking about?

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Non - volleyball sidebar: There's no way this was the original idea for this Twizzlers commercial, right? youtu.be/tEpj-Ub4BW4?si… via YouTube

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The struggle to come up with content in late July is real. I keep wracking my brain knowing the only thing in there is outdated Gen X slang and inappropriate references to the Coldplay couple.

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Nowadays, official visits are like going back to the car dealership to visit the car you’re going to buy after you graduate from high school.