“So let me tell you about the recruiting process for Yale Volleyball.” “Sir, this is Domino’s.” “Well that's OK. First, you don’t have to declare a major until junior year…” [CLICK]

Should I be concerned that I’ve given a different answer every time a recruit has asked me what my coaching philosophy is? Should I write these things down?

That whole clothespin fad…did that really happen or did I dream that? Do I have malaria?

This has nothing to do with volleyball, but I'm pretty sure "cilantro" is Spanish for "rots as soon as you put it in the refrigerator."

June 15 didn’t slow the recruiting process down. It crammed it into a small, pressurized, steel tank where it remains until violently exploding everywhere on the 15th.

My air pods are officially part of my anatomy. Thousands of years from now, a paleontologist will refer to me as “Weird Ear Guy #1", so that's something.

Everything’s bigger in Dallas for Junior Nationals, including the amount of time every court is behind by 9:30.

First rule of looking at your phone during hitting warm-ups: don’t look at your phone during hitting warm-ups.

VB recruiting has apparently hit its Wild Wild West phase, and you know what that means: no indoor plumbing and bad teeth. Lots and lots of bad teeth.

If we find out tomorrow that acai bowls are just grape jelly mixed with strawberries, a lot of people are gonna be upset.

What’s the most controversial issue in volleyball? Any answer besides “knee pads being used as shin guards” will not be accepted.

Every college head coach has that one person in their program that they know isn’t working out. This summer, it’s me.

You know how camp makes you more tired than anything ever including raising a child and I’ve never had kids but it’s a hill I’ll die on even though people tell me I don’t know what I’m talking about?

Me waking up after two camps in a row.

I’ll tell you the hardest part of volleyball camp: waking up on Day 2.

…and now, without further ado or a break of any kind, HIGH SCHOOL TRYOUTS!

Non - volleyball sidebar: There's no way this was the original idea for this Twizzlers commercial, right? youtu.be/tEpj-Ub4BW4?si… via YouTube

I hate to see a freshman walk into a pepper partnership that they’re definitely going to regret in 3-6 weeks.

The struggle to come up with content in late July is real. I keep wracking my brain knowing the only thing in there is outdated Gen X slang and inappropriate references to the Coldplay couple.

Nowadays, official visits are like going back to the car dealership to visit the car you’re going to buy after you graduate from high school.