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if you're still in line to move out of new york city, stay in line!!

congrats to Andrew Cuomo, who didn't really want to be mayor and now won't have to be

hearing word that at midnight Cuomo will be shot out of the city from a giant cannon

Brad Lander speaks: "Andrew Cuomo is in the past. He is not the present or future of New York City. Good fucking riddance"

the staten island transplants came up big today

I think Eyal misheard. He ran on universal child *care*.

support for israel will increasingly be ballot box poison everywhere

"Werewolves of London" voice

For the Palestinian holocaust museum.

read this as "a frickin' gas plant in Astoria"

the SEC finance intern burner account i operate is crashing out right now

signed up to canvas for Zohran last night. for every stupid tweet about him i see, i will canvas one additional hour

"The ability for NYC to offer services for the poor and needy is entirely dependent on NYC being a business-friendly environment and a place where wealthy residents are willing to spend 183 days"

33 is too young to have a child much less be the mayor of a city

Boomers were/are greedy and selfish but also millennials learned everything we know from watching them and are eager to run the same playbook as soon as we're allowed to

inbound and outbound?

running on a platform of himself living in NYC for 183 days of every year

all the replies to this are just people explaining why this is a dumb tweet and the person being like "yeah i guess it is"

running for president on a platform of government-run militaries