Hi, ER Doc here. Just a friendly reminder if your nose is bleeding, DO NOT TILT YOUR HEAD BACK. This just makes the blood drip down the back of your throat and you will then swallow and/or choke on it. Pinch the soft part of your nose and TILT YOUR HEAD FORWARD. Please tell all

No silence hits like this silence

You misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.

This lady in my bowling league was just hammering strikes and someone asked her “what kind of performance enhancers did you take before this” and she just says “Applebees Wings” and then just blows another strike right down broadway

Kodai Senga’s reaction to the Lindor grand slam 😭

Senga meme for life

My homie just died in a game of cod zombies and said "As a child I was forged by these fires, but I had forgotten how powerful its flames could be."

It’s not always about the money, Spider-man ... It’s about THE METS

Omg that little "Wait, they're really walking him to pitch to me? Alright, if that's what you want..." people's eyebrow from Mark Vientos before that grand slam. I am dead and buried

the city on the other side should be Pittsburgh

I'm not even kidding when I say that's one of the most impressive plays I've ever seen at any level of football.

*sigh*

because every tv show and movie is mixed like shit and you cant hear the mumbling of the actors on screen

Mets Double-A affiliate Binghamton will play three games as the Southern Tier Spicy Meatballs. Binghamton’s newest name is inspired by the rich Italian Heritage found not only in Binghamton, but throughout the Southern Tier region; specifically Endicott, NY.

The Mets play baseball in 24 hours

Hey dad- I don’t really need your help, I just called to say I’m going to win $100k.

So you're telling me we could've had relatively healthy food for decades and the only thing stopping was someone telling them to do it?

Its 7/11/25, blessed date

Drew Struzan has sadly passed away at the age of 78. He was the legendary artist that worked on posters for the original 6 ‘Star Wars’ films, ‘Back to the Future’, ‘Indiana Jones’, ‘The Thing’ & much more.