Me after spending 2 hours at university

Me: “Look but don’t make it obvious.” My friends:

my lecturers: have you submitted your essay yet? me:

when u work in retail n some arsehole tells u its a shame ur missin a lovely day ootside

It is ur choice to have kids. Those lawyers and surgeons need to work their arses off doing very hard jobs and go home to do laundry, cook and look after their families. Surgeons out there giving heart transplants saving lives n Faryal wants the same ££ for changin a dirty nappy

when my makeup is turning out really ugly and I am already an hour late:

When you disappear for half the night & your pals ask you where you went

When they said getting a degree would open doors for you

Quarantine day 6.

when i say the great gatsby is my favourite film i mean this x.com/chuuzus/status…

omg u literally cannot escape MyFitnessPal, you delete the app and suddenly the government introduce a real life version of it