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Apparently pigs can fly and big girls can score. Who knew.

Olympic schedule without the medal. Wonder if the FCKC soccer truck with be there to provide proper fueling?? 👀

People’s true colors come out on transportation. The same ones who stand in the plane aisle upon landing are those who cut off the elderly on their sprint to the track immediately upon announcement. Ew. Sit down and watch the tomfoolery. Way more fun and a teensy bit more ethical

Growing up in red neck Florida, our weekly people watching adventure location was Walmart. Upon adulthood the gym now provides ample entertainment as the influencers and creative types prove time and again that no limit exists for the ingenuity of both activity and outfit

I may be aging myself but when did it become hip to bathe from head to toe in cologne? In my day it was axe body spray burning my nostrils. Now these kids are a walking perfume puff cloud pelting me in the face during a casual walk by.

Kids at a signing event: “Who’s your fav player?” “Are you Indian?” “Can you buy me an Xbox?” “You look like Adriana Lima” (didn’t mind that one 😍) “you got no rizz” Ya idk if I can ever handle procreating, they’re cutthroat

Imagine hounding someone on their way home from work and proceeding to scream about how terrible a person they are. How is this acceptable behavior for “fans”

At our season ticket holder signing party and seated next to Emily Sonnett While she may have the majority of the fandom in her line, I was told my twitter was funny. So who really is the winner here. Plus she’s dripping in sweat. Yikes. Anyone got deodorant?

Evidence. Update: we need oil blotters. Entire packages. Thanks

Soccer truly is a Harry Potter dementor. I’ll be in an elevator going to foam roll in our team room when drunky coriders head to their rooftop pool party. I forget what day of the week it is how normal people act on weekends why they come to hotels and the city I’m in

*bald eagle screeches Flew right back over to the proper side of the pond just in time 🦅

Here to make an impact 👊🇺🇸 #CPFC

Bye bye battie*

Congrats Aubrey Kingsbury (Bledsoe) who knew we’d come so far from Babcock in 2010 👯‍♀️

Go deacons go 🎩😍

I have finally accomplished my highest bucket listed goal. I am a regular at a coffee shop. They know my order. We keep the small talk to a healthy minimum. Most importantly, I can exchange my pounds for quality cups while greeted by name. A dream, that’s it I’ve done it

Very few things as humbling in a professional career than buying cleats. To think I’ve come so far from youth soccer and yet still there.

All I wanted on my 45 min trek home from a home game…a McDonald’s ice cream cone. They said “we don’t do ice cream cone…” 🙃 Went to M&S for halotop…closes at 4:30 🙃 Why no Sunday funday in uk 🐮

Elite deacons! 🎩🥹

🎩🎩🎩deacs keep dancin!