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Women are never happy with their height. If they're short they're like "Do I have stubby legs???", if they're tall they're like "I feel like an oger!", and if they're avg height they're like "omg I'm literally mid!"

Coping hitting a new all time high today

Every man has 4 dick sizes 1. Hard 2. "Soft" (actually fluffed, the only presentable soft) 3. True soft (Avg daily soft only known to himself) 4. Doctor's office soft (The cold room embarrassingly small soft only your Dr and their laughing on the inside assistant know)

People will have one post go semi-viral and think now they gotta be a pundit on every trending topic It's like hey, you made one joke about raspberries. Relax. Lol

Trump grifters scrambling to find a new grift to pivot into by this weekend

Hey guys lets get into crypto to get away from the banks only to have the banks to get into crypto too lol

I wonder what his wife Priya Vance has to say about this

Good thing I just got gas before it becomes a jillion dollars a gallon

This dumbfuck thinks you should be more than 50% genetically similar to your parents lol. I guess he is because only an inbred moron would say something like this

I agree. Also, this u bro?

A man comments on what women should do in the dating world = mansplainer A woman comments on what men should do in the dating world = influencer