The Haemophilia Foundation of Uganda wants government and the ministry of health to prioritise the condition in the sector’s budget. Haemophilia is a condition that impairs the body’s ability to control blood clotting when a blood vessel is broken #NTVNews

And thus I tweeted.

Say no to transactional sex. Say no to teenage pregnancies and child marriages.

WE'RE HIRING! 1. Infrastructure Operations specialist (Windows & Virtualization)- (Level 3, 15) 2. Infrastructure specialist (Linux, Unix, Solaris & OVM)- (Level 3, 15) Apply here; bit.ly/2U0Sta1 Deadline for applications submission is Thursday, 1st July 2021. #MTNJobs

This week we try again.

"We are going to do everything humanly possible to make sure that poetry reaches everyone in Uganda" PAU President, Ronald K SSEKAJJA #PAURetreat21

Have y'all noticed a bigger percentage of children are yearning to return to school simply because they miss their mates? There's a big task ahead, a bigger one for the teacher!

Dear MTN Uganda, Greetings. How many times are we required to register our numbers? I registered my number 0787472782 in 2013, but I have been asked to update it at any of your service centres. As of now, I cannot transact using mobile money. Thank you.

The origin of the name Makerere Makerere University

I love people who start their calls/messages by fully introducing themselves especially if they're aware you don't have their number saved in your phone directory, not the "guess my name" type! The latter really suck! 😊

How time flies!

I'm very grateful to everyone that gave me or linked me to a gig or two or more in the previous year. May this trend take centre stage this year and the years to come. Rukundo egumeho. 🙏

When I am late for an appointment the first thing I avoid on my way is checking my watch repeatedly. This helps increase my adrenaline levels and subsequently keeps my pressures in check.

Dear MTN Uganda, Greetings. My MTN line 0787472782 is not making calls since last night. I'd like to get help. Thank you.

Abstain from overusing emojis and stickers as replacement for written communication. One day, you will respond to a death announcement with a laughing emoji, and it will take you centuries to convince the reader(s) that you did that inadvertently.

#NewProfilePic

Could it be that the lexical item "vibe" was clipped from the modifier "vibrant" and pragmatically coined into a Ugandan slang? Come ye all linguistics gurus and we hold a meaningful discourse on this. Thanks. 🙏

Greetings, Airtel Uganda My line 0743232960 which I use specifically for pocket WiFi internet was blocked on mobile money because I entered a wrong PIN. Kindly help me unlock so I can access mobile money services. Thank you. Exevia Kule.