I’ll take it

🎤 IT’S NOT JUST A PHASE. IT’S EMO AXOLOTL. Our angsty axolotl just dropped an emo anthem, and trust us—it’s way too real.  Featuring vocals by comedian and parody artist Kyle Gordon 💔 This is a limited drop. Once he’s gone, he’s gone—just like your old BearSpace profile.

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Though he mostly writes and performs parody songs, Kyle Gordon takes great pains to preserve his singing voice. ‘It sometimes feels like I’m in a death metal band,” he writes in this week’s Grub Street Diet, “because I’m screaming so much.” grubstreet.com/article/comedi…

Though he mostly writes and performs parody songs, Kyle Gordon takes great pains to preserve his singing voice. ‘It sometimes feels like I’m in a death metal band,” he writes in this week’s Grub Street Diet, “because I’m screaming so much.” grubstreet.com/article/comedi…

Every edgy adult party game

The Pope’s name is Bob

Every viral food trend

Italo Disco is the soundtrack of the summer? Dreams do come true.

Hell yeah

On this day two years ago, Kyle Gordon posted a TikTok that had a text overlay reading, "Every European Dance Song in the 1990s."

Fun

We’re on a first name basis with the staff at the Cobble Hill Barnes & Noble