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Kara Swisher is not a girl's girl

We cannot let this man be mayor

I hope the Democrats are barred from the free taco truck jezebel.com/the-dnc-trolls…

I'm going to start calling the cops on the first day of my period every month jezebel.com/prosecutor-sug…

I'm not kidding when I say I need an astrologer to read Meghan Markle's birth chart for me. I'm not even hating, I just need to understand why everyone else always is jezebel.com/meghan-markle-…

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Type of shit Carrie Bradshaw wears to the pharmacist

Every time I’m forced to look at Josh Hawley’s mug, 1,000 of my eggs evaporate jezebel.com/thanks-to-thes…

rooting for the ketamine in elon’s bloodstream like it’s a car in the Indy 500

Me whenever someone responds "Ok"

musk is a cancer and trump is a gemini. this is so predictable

The Plan? Spend millions to get a pedophile elected, and then tell everyone he’s a pedophile

June 5th best breakup date !!!!

good job guys thehill.com/policy/healthc…

If I’m George Washington, I’m not just rolling over in my grave, I’m rolling into a new one so my corpse can rest without having "GW: the guy who started the nation that eventually became the laughingstock of the world” above my head for all eternity. jezebel.com/i-didnt-think-…