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quietly dipping out of every meeting I’ve ever been in before I lose the will to live

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The “disappointing majority” narrative has really taken hold overnight. I’m already seeing people say, “well this fragile coalition means Labour won’t win in 2029.” Right, but they did just win in 2024 and now they get to be the government for a bit? That’s the headline.

Fowey has a Labour MP. Absolute scenes at the yacht club.

On Rishi Sunak’s speech: it’s very easy to be dignified & gracious after the fact. An example of actually impressive conduct / integrity is, say, John McCain defending Obama from mendacious smears with a month left of their campaign battle still to go. #GeneralElection2024

“mother of the house” shouldnt go to the MP who serves longest it should go to the MP who serves the most

The new Deputy Prime Minister….😍

Has anyone called it a Labia Majora government yet

Having drafted the tweet "Lisa Nandy is a big fan of drag culture, she's got a Wigan address" I will be stepping away from Twitter for the foreseeable future.

Paul Mescal the morning after

You don’t hear so much about Dominic Cummings’s new startup anti establishment party lately, do you

Starmer makes key cutting magnate James Timpson prisons minister

The elephant in the room here, is that we've just put someone in charge of prisons who cuts keys to order.

I think the phrasing is honest - factual - and that this is a powerful signal to civil servants & NHS staff that they can be honest too. No more insufferable guff about 40 fake news hospitals etc. The NHS is in crisis. Patients are suffering & dying. This is a national emergency.

Larry the Cat also turning up for his first Labour cabinet meeting