Thug grabs Sylvia’s mobile phone injuring her wrist. He throws her phone to the floor as if nothing he’d did is wrong. This thug is Tory MP for Wimbledon Stephen Hammond. #ToryDisgrace

“Ask yourself what you would want to happen to you if this country was an unlivable, intolerable basketcase” It’s not too far off Tim.

Another Brexit bonus. I knew I should have voted leave! Portsmouth's new Brexit border post could be demolished news.sky.com/story/portsmou…

Richard skinner on TOTP was the equivalent of a DJ supply treacher #TOTP

She desperate to reach the minimum height requirement at Alton Towers. #TOTP

I always wondered where those beaded car seat covers went #TOTP

Jeremy Corbyn is suing Nigel Farage. RT if you can’t wait to see Nigel Farage bankrupt

#TOTP people actually went out and bought this shite to listen to at home. Unbelievable.

And there I was thinking this government couldn’t get any worse. #RwandaNotInMyName

It’s funny how Angela Van den Bogerd can definitely remember meetings she didn’t attend but can’t remember anything discussed in meetings she did. #PostOfficeInquiry

Just like getting kicked in the balls is a fantastic opportunity to join the Bee Gees.

I know I only got a C in geography but is Armenia in Europe? #Eurovision2024

I f—-ing love this country. 🇬🇧 Steve Bray blaring out “things can only get better” as Rishi stands drowning in the rain is a British comedy moment for the ages. Let’s do ourselves a solid - let’s boot these charlatans out and rejoin our European friends.

Things Can Only Get Better is of course the most appropriate song for today, but let me throw another one into the ring to add a little variety…

Let’s get this charlatan out and his ilk out of parliament.

Should Tory @JamesDalyMP be facing Police prosecution for wasting Police time trying to dig up dirt on Angela Rayner? #FuckTheTories #ToryScum #NeverVoteTory #NeverVoteConservative #GTTO #GeneralElection2024 #VoteTactically #TacticalVoting #StopTheTories stopthetories.vote

We now cross live to the Conservative manifesto launch at Silverstone:

To rapturous applause at the Conservatives Manifesto launch Rishi Sunak threatens to join Russia & Belarus as the only European countries outside the ECHR If you oppose that insanity RT this widely to let him know

Are you deporting the immigrants who will save your life? Or are you deporting Nigel Farage? RT if it's Farage

And winner of Russia’s Got Talent is…… “the hemorrhoid boys!”