Lara Latex (@laralatex1) 's Twitter Profile
Lara Latex

@laralatex1

Prolific adult performer ~ Private Companion ~ Wife of Jim Slip

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linkhttps://www.getsl.ink/laralatex calendar_today19-06-2019 12:20:42

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Dave Pearce (@dj_davepearce) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sad to learn today of the passing of Eamon Downes of “Liquid “. - Sweet Harmony was such a beautiful record that reminds me of happy times in the early 90’s UK Rave era - including my Kiss100 days and our Astoria Raves ….thoughts with his family and friends RIP x

Lara Latex (@laralatex1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Meanwhile whilst waiting for my luggage at Glasgow (from Gatwick), the tannoy announcement for the flight in from Heathrow announced they’d left half the checked in bags at Heathrow. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Thrilla the Gorilla (@thrillarilla369) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I just got my electricity bill! I think they charged me for the sunlight, moon light, street light, the light of the Holy Spirit, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Rodney Marshall (@rodneymarshall1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Alison Prince: "It dawned on me how quaint the remit was for Trumpton. You can't depict flames using stop-motion, nor can you do smoke and water. So I realised I would have to write 13 stories about a fire brigade that never went anywhere near a fire." 1/

Alison Prince: "It dawned on me how quaint the remit was for Trumpton. You can't depict flames using stop-motion, nor can you do smoke and water. So I realised I would have to write 13 stories about a fire brigade that never went anywhere near a fire." 1/
Konstantin Kisin (@konstantinkisin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This morning my 3 year old removed all his clothes and started running around the house screaming "I'm a ribeye steak, I'm a ribeye steak". We're progressive gender- affirming parents, so my wife immediately began making salad and I've got the BBQ on.

The English Oak Project (@thekentacorn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For those who do not know Bert the Blackbird -He likes to fight cats -laugh at squirrels -launch kamikaze air strikes at pigeons -bathes like a Cossack dancer in an explosion -taps on the window when HIS bath or feeder are empty 1/3