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I am shocked, shocked to hear that the “infinite monkey theorem” smuggles in the assumption that there are infinitely many monkeys.

Because Martin Luther called out the corruption of selling indulgences

you’re not fooling anyone

pure distilled 2016 posting and I'm injecting it directly into my veins

JP Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about the arrogant uncle Nate Silver because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of anxiety about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own "uncle Nate" for almost 20 years.

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The guy who shot Bin Laden is saying he would sexually enslave Kamala Harris Twinks on my timeline...wtf is going on man...

Please. The syllabus, will no one think of poor Nathan rd 's syllabus!?

The Evening - Naila Hazell British , b. 1981 - Acrylic on cardboard

Even for those of us in the peripheral satellite-states American elections are super stressful. At least if Trump wins we'll never have to worry about elections in America again.

this was how I found out about the new new norm youtube.com/watch?v=hXHH4v…

There's this level of surreal anti-humour both episodes achieve. I think it has to be a bit deliberate; if you just got random social media users in a room and asked them to roast the Dems I do think they would do better than this. You have to try to "fail" this bad.

Twitter has now done the thing to make posts visible to people who block you. Who knows what discipline I'll have, but I'm going to try and drastically cut down on posting here for as long as this remains. Am on 💙🌌 under the same username if you wanna keep in touch. Adieu!