what baby elephant?

When women say no.

How cute, you're acting like you don't collect enough data on my browsing habits to know what I had for breakfast 8 days ago

I’m not meant to work a 9-5. I’m meant to work in weird sporadic spurts throughout the day and late into the night

I don’t know which girl needs to hear this, but if a man doesn’t have a sense of urgency about you, he doesn’t like you.

most men are cowards when it comes to confronting their male friends about mistreating women, because they value male approval more than female safety.

The girlboss leaving my body the second any maintenance light in my car comes on

remember when he randomly popped up on twitter to tell niggas to take the money

Only human disease to ever be eradicated was smallpox, we were SO close to eradicating measles(its painful to think about it) but then some British gastroenterologist decided to sell out his career to say that the MMR vaccine causes autism 👍🏽

I hate how late Instagram be putting people’s pictures on my timeline, got me liking something that was posted 3 weeks ago

"where my hug at"

im not a “cooking is my passion girlie” it is absolutely a labor of love for me. so if im cooking i care for you bc i usually pretend i cant

I was in shock !!! Because what you mean 25 + women?!

Dental insurance is separate from health insurance with its own deductible and copayments

People truly don’t understand how much dating is a distraction, even if it’s only casual. It takes up so much space in your head

“When am I gonna see you” -a man with no intentions on planning a date

I mainly wanna go to Red Lobster to support that new CEO!

Tips for resetting nervous system? I need it.

Don’t start a diaspora war Don’t start a diaspora war Don’t start a diaspora war