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So are grown women banned from period talk in Florida too? Cause I am in full blown shark infested waters and everyone is gettin' it!

Plot Twist: Lolita, the killer whale, was a spy the whole time and now she's going home to report what she found.

I'm no Shakira..... Thank God for comedy 💔

People who have their Venmo history set to public 🌐 probably sleep with their doors unlocked and leave their bags unattended in public.

So THIS is the John Wilkes Booth of our time?

The guy's last name was CROOKS? Come on!

This season of the West Wing is getting intense.

Is that a band-aid or a bag of coke?

Every time I stand by the "my body, my choice" statement, my dogs immediately call me a hypocrite.

We should be allowed to vote for the next Prezzo via an X poll Elon Musk

What if real life retail associates behaved like online shops? They knock on your door 2 days later... "ma'am, you left this in your cart...."

Debate 2024 so far: Trump: you're a liar Kamala: no.. You're a liar Trump: no you.... Kamala:...you!

Debate 2024 so far: Trump is unhinged. Kamala ends all her points like a hallmark card

But like... Why is he yelling? 😭 #Debate2024

Remember when our parents told us about Santa, the Easter bunny, the tooth fairy, etc. and NONE of them were real? Some of our friends tried to warn us but we refused to listen cause why would our parents lie to us? This is what life feels like right now.

Heard Diddy was running in 2028.

The only kind of pawlygamy I'm into 🐾🐶 #wakawaka

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ for glitter stickers Sticker Mule "Glitter poo? Yes please. " stickermule.com/reviews/1308059

This is or nothing.

This Prezzo really just said our new tarriff policy: I'm rubber, you're glue... Whatever you tax me, I'm taxing back on to you!