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Gary Barlow behind his sons sunglasses.

This is what passes for white hot entertainment in Jersey. We’ve had thick horror movie level fog for 2 days solid and not a single flight has landed for two days. Flights trying then having to go back to the UK. It’s very tense making!

Well done British Twitter on being incredibly silly about Gary Barlow's giant son. Classic old skool goofing. Plus the immortal phrase "Gary Barlow's oxen of a son." Plural.

More Victorian fog today. This is normally a view of the sea and France.

I’m living my best Rivals era life right now.

Friday nights now consist of feeding teenage girls carbs as blotting paper before parties.

Life with teenage girls. ‘Does anyone need anything from Waitrose?’ ‘Snacks’ ‘Anything in particular?’ ‘Something like a twix. You know, something cute’

Worth listening to for Marina Hyde almost losing her shit about the way some people arrange their bookshelves. Enormously entertaining.

Yup

Absolutely rammed as usual.

We were all out at different parties last night. Someone (not me) came home, ate this left over pasta and then carefully replaced the cling film on the empty bowl. #mystery.

There is a family in a modest sized house on a Shop Smart show on C5 that have a £1k budget for a HOOVER.

Wore a black turtleneck jumper to work and so far have -been asked where my box of milk tray is -asked when the next jazz band are on -asked if I’m planning to steal the moon -had the Mission Impossible theme tune whistled at me. Twice. -been called Steve Jobs #officelife

astonishing how whenever you go to the post office the queue in front of you is made up almost entirely of people who appear to have ended up at the post office by accident, have in fact never visited a post office before, and have no idea what they want out of the experience

I’m really warming to Pete Wicks.

Cleaning out a drawer and found these. Nerd family and proud!

This is what happens when you take your physics-teacher sister to the NationalGallery.

How does it work with Claudia’s wardrobe on #TheTraitors. Are these items borrowed or is there a huge wardrobe budget?

Am at my parents. It’s 150degrees, I’ve had grapefruit for breakfast and am now teaching my mother how to use Instagram.

I’ve come back from BlueSky literally just for updates on this. My annual obsession #BM100