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Sunak: this is going to ruin the tour

In case y’all are having a bad day , watch this

This summer, your only job is beach. My feature in the current issue of Escapism Magazine shorturl.at/Yl2ed

There’s a movement

The Trump campaign sure has that "Hitler in the bunker" energy these days.

Best thing you’ll see today. Reform are done ;)

Fashion/jewellery people: does anyone know who does the PR for Monica Vinader? #journorequest

Massive shout out to Eurowings, who informed me by email at 6h06 this morning that my 8h05 flight to Mykonos was cancelled and by 6h30 had rebooked me on BA. I didn't even know this was happening as it took place while I was going through security. Excellent service Eurowings!

Everything about this swish Cycladic pad feels luxurious — especially its position on Ornos Bay, says lauramillar1 🔗 Free to read thetimes.com/travel/destina…

Set of 1980's Halloween masks

Just heard a young hipster guy on the phone as he walked past me utter the line “yes, I’m bringing my banjo”. So however badly your day is going, remember that somebody’s is about to get worse.

If you see him out and about mind your own fucking business and keep your mouth shut 👍🏻

Woke up this morning with this guy on my mind and thought "I simply must cross stitch him" and so, hours later, here he is in all his evil glory.

STYLIST: What do you wanna do for the Golden Globes? JEREMY STRONG: I’m thinking Hunter S. Thompson in the Beastie Boys. STYLIST: Got it. JEREMY STRONG: Paddington’s cousin who sells coke. STYLIST: Okay. JEREMY STRONG: Stanley Tucci playing Gilligan. STYLIST: Right.

"It was the orthodox thinking of the woke establishment blob that made everyone's mortgages go up and devalued eveyone's pensions. What did I say Roy?" "You said you crashed the economy."

Watched the new Wallace & Gromit film at Christmas and have started saying "NEAT AND TIDY" in a high-pitched voice like the robot gnome every time I do any household chores. Wife is so irritated she is currently not speaking to me.

A very polite penguin meets a human and waits for him to move away so he can continue walking. 😂

With over 100 entrants this year, Freelance Writer of the Year, sponsored by Switzerland Tourism, was a hugely contested category. The judges had their work cut out determining a winner. But there can only be one winner, and this year it is ... Laura Millar! A former Travel