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Walked out of my apartment and thought “oh, I should have brought a jacket.” It’s here! My season has arrived!

Ah yes, the three genders

Who saw this coming!? themarysue.com/predictably-pe…

Listening to Paul and Pru repeatedly use the words “taco” and “tortilla” interchangeably is possibly the cruelest thing #GBBO has ever inflicted on me.

“What Was I Trying to Look Up When I Opened My Phone?” The Lauren Hubbard Story

While, as a 30 something, I am legally required to be distrustful of TikTok, I do appreciate the bimonthly infusion of benign yet hotly debated opinions on things like butter and red nail polish to break up my small talk routine.

My question with the whole Van Gogh things is, did no one think it was a red flag when somebody whipped out a can opener?

6 years into the same, single roll of wax paper I have to ask: what am I supposed to be using this for?

There's really nothing that delights me more than getting an email asking me to include a product in a story... when that product is already in the story.

Flipped on the Apple Music “pop throwbacks” playlist because that sounded fun. Not a song on there made before 2012. Offended. Affronted. Insulted.

I have never not looked pained in any photo. Thanks/sorry for putting up with me.

Rewatching Breaking Bad in the year of our lord 2023 has given me the glorious insight that Taylor Swifts “Antihero” is Walter Whites theme song.

Apparently text message two factor authentication (a device provided by… literally everyone?) is only for blue check mark people now? Also my blue check mark hasn’t disappeared yet, so the countdown continues.

Does the Halfbaked Harvest woman own stock in coconut milk?

Why is TikTok trying to make the color seasons thing happen? Oh, I’m a winter? Well I’m also not living in 1982 so who cares.

As a show, Ted Lasso seems to be operating under the assumption that women sleep in black bras far more often than my anecdotal experience would suggest.

There is no more potent distillate of humanity than the A train platform at 4:15 am

It is a truth universally acknowledged that whatever airport gate you’re at, the gate agent will make vital announcements in a soft mumble while the agent for the flight 3 gates down will beam crisp, clear updates directly into your eardrum every 2 minutes