Oh hi IT ME. Our 📺 show Pioneer Girl will be fighting to the death ☠️ JFLComedyPRO JUST FOR LAUGHS Stand Up & Pitch competition and I’m not panicking at all

Sir, that’s my emotional support stack of blank notebooks which I will never use because I’m too afraid of ruining them.

Enough talk about “bikini bodies”. Fall is almost here; now you need a body with a detachable pumpkin head that you can throw at your foes riding on horseback.

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Everyday I shake my fist at god for giving me good taste with no inherited wealth

"SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER"

The most unrealistic part of #WhiteLotus is the gays betraying Jennifer Coolidge.

Joseph trying to get a room for Mary in Bethlehem

Others had the chicken

Never resonated so much with an image, professionally. 😈 😇

a 31 year old women hooking up with john tory is the only data point you need to know how bad the toronto dating scene is

My 12 year old is the only boy who knows all the girl gossip because he has two anonymous sources who he calls his "dealers" and I've never been more proud

If you’re Canadian you have spent a good portion of time watching this kid eat fries through the years.

Lizzo claps back at Tennessee’s law banning drag shows in public places, invites drag queen star performers with her on stage at show in Tennessee.

headline writers having the most fun this morning

Hey AMPTP, if you thought WRITERS with megaphones were annoying, buckle the fuck up.

Usually if a group of writers and actors are united against you that means you are the antagonist of a Muppet movie

At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose