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To all the animal rubbish I don’t want no problems. I’m just allergic. I love cats and dogs, but I’m dying over here.😢

Ticket Links in Bio! Come show out! Gonna be a blast!

“Italians: ‘Watch out, don’t do it like that! You gonna get hurt!’ Mexicans: ‘Hold my taco, no me preocupo por nada!’ 😂🇮🇹🇲🇽

Nobody Moves, Nobody Gets Hurt!

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Did jeh-PET-tah? 🐶🐾🥖🇮🇹🇺🇸

When you’re from New York City🗽, you can speak 🗣️ any language! 😹

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“Who are YOU supposed to be? I’m the King of the Zing — watch your Mowt!”

I don’t want no problems… but I wanna break balls just a little bit! Let me live! 🎤🤣🧠💥 #StandUpComedy #ComedyLife #BreakinBalls #LilMoMozzarella #WantedTour #NYComedy

“Keep ya shoes on, MO! Ya feet smell like baccalà and celibacy!” #LilMoMozzarella #StandUpComedy #SmellinSingle 🧦❌🐟💀

Mexicans 🇲🇽 ain’t worried about nothin’ — they’ll get the job done even if it kills ‘em! No crew🛠️, no formal training — just Vicks VapoRub💨 and a Costco💪 membership. #MexicanWorkEthic #BuiltDifferent #StandUpComedy

Your sister used to make semolina 🥖disappear 💨and reappear ✨—we called her Houdini 🪄🎩 #YaSista #StandUpComedy #ComedyReels #FunnyAF 🥖🎩✨

Yuppie takeover in Brooklyn… hide ya wife‍ ,hide ya cats🐈, and watch ya MOWT!They out here eatin’ placenta and sippin’ oat lattes with paper straws🥤 like it’s a lifestyle. #StandUpComedy #ComedyReels #FunnyAF #BrooklynVibes #GentrificationJokes

“How you doin! I’m the King‍‍ 👑of the Zing️—been doing this since you was sucking ya thumb 👍 🍼

“When life gives me lemons 🍋… ya sista turns ’em into lemonade! 🥤Badda bing💥Badda Boom!🎤 #WatchYaMowt #LilMoMozzarella #StandUpComedy”

Ya sister 👩 walks around the neighborhood in a Speedo 🩲, actin’ like a flamingo 🦩 #WatchYaMowt #LilMoMozzarella #StandUpComedy #ComedyReels #FunnyAF #ComedyVideo #LaughOutLoud

Cheers to ya sister—she was stressed 😩 and endangered 🦕… now she chillin’ 🧊 like Pumbaa 🐗 yellin’ Hakuna Matata for life! 🕊️ #StandUpComedy #ViralComedy #HowYouDoin 🤌

What am I gonna do?! I can’t go back to a regular job 💼… I’m halfway there 🛣️, right?! #StandUpComedy #ComedianLife #LaughNowCryLater #ComedyGrind #OnTheComeUp #NoPlanB #WatchYaMowt #LilMoMozzarella

Get ya tickets tomorrow night! Saturday May 31st 7:30PM ticket links in bio!