MVP OF VCT MASTERS TORONTO

the genshin devs who made raiden's echo challenge need to be incarcerated

first day working for a law firm 😼

Moving is exhausting🫠

Moving truck gets here in 1 hour and I’m still not fully packed HAHAHAHA (help me)

It’s only Monday but I’m already at 1hp

At work rn and my roommate just sent me this picture of her cat and Bread seeing each other fully for the first time

Cats got into a fight and I had to take Bread to the vet… got a flat tire and can’t get to work… how many things can go wrong in a day

saw a kitten get run over by a truck on the highway today. yeah im actually scarred for life.

I was today years old when I learned that bourbon is a type of whiskey

forgot public school started and now my drive to work is 10 minutes longer😔

ur girl is a paralegal now😼

Legitimately, the hardest parts about my job aren’t case management or drafting… but the blue backing and stapling. I HAVE BEEN FIGHTING THIS STAPLER FOR 10 MINUTES😭

I think I sprained my wrist opening a jar of pasta sauce…

The internet at my firm rn😭😭😭

making this Bread’s official Twitter account

I book early morning pilates to force myself not to sleep in on weekends, but when the time comes, I hate myself for it LMAO

Robbed of GenG vs HLE being deeper in the tournament rather than just a quarter-final, that Game 2 was one of the best games I've ever watched. If only Worlds was double-elim 😞

I’ve been rereading lotr and I’m just even more impressed by the movies now

keria is so funny for this