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Even Old MacDonald has problems with the neighbors. Read the full poem by Carol MacAllister on Little Old Lady: littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/e-i-…

This is what Airtags were really made for. "Traveling light" by OL cartoons now on Little Old Lady: littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/trav…

Age is a number. Bad bitches are forever. Read "Beauty Advice For the Aging Bad Bitch" by Faithna Geffrard: littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/beau…

Not even the robots can escape telemarketing. 🤖 New cartoon from Hoss on Little Old Lady: littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/auto…

Life comes at you fast – even if you're a nursery rhyme character. 🥾 Read "If The Shoe Fits" by Candace Cavanaugh: littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/if-t…

The sheets are always softer on the other side. Read "No Room at the Inn" by Steve Hodges, now on Little Old Lady: littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/no-r…

"...I have a couple of admin items. First, HQ says we will continue to hold all meetings on ZEUM™️ until the current pox epidemic subsides, and that may take a while due to the on-going shortage of medical-grade leeches." New from Mark Ifanson: littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/zeum…

"If I were the leader of a country, I would print my motto on the flag: Trust no one. Birth control forever." Read "Motto" by Meg Johnson: littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/motto

“You're hallucinating, Ed. It's a mirage.” “Exactly, look at that flashing neon sign.” Not a drop of water in sight, the only life seemed to be buzzards, and what kind of life is that? “It says MIRAGE MOTEL.” Read "Midweek Special" by David Sydney: littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/midw…

"After charging my credit card $2,250 to cremate my husband, whose corpse was delivered by state-trooper fiat to your location, you kept in touch all year... I felt you really knew me!" Read "Open Letter to Random Funeral Home" by Ann C. Christensen: littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/open…

"Okay. I got it. At the ballet, there's always a nice man to dance with a girl even if her face could stop a clock. Did you have any back up ideas?" Check out "Songwriter Ed Kleban Wins the Pulitzer for Gazing at Ballet Dancers" by Sage Tyrtle: littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/song…

"when i saw you around town with every Tom, Dick, and Harry, i knew that we were Going, Going, Gone." Read Katie Kauppi's new poem, "You Fucked Me, You Married Me, You Killed Me" on Little Old Lady: littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/you-…

Maybe try plundering some cat toys? New cartoon from Hoss now on Little Old Lady! littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/parr…

New poem by our editor and recently engaged person, addy b littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/the-…

Try saying "Eyjafjallajökull" five times fast. New essay by Mark De Klerk available now on Little Old Lady! littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/icel…

"They say Hell is other people." Short Story by Miranda Ray available now on Little Old Lady 🦌🦌🦌 littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/the-…

Note to self: Don't rely on "The Young and the Restless" as a resource when it comes to sex education. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Beautiful essay by Angela James available now on Little Old Lady ❣️ littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/the-…

The only thing worse than a nosy neighbor... is a mockingbird. 🐦 Full essay by Karen A. Cerulo available now on our website! littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/mock…

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