If I add my birthday to my twitter account I get balloons on my profile on my birthday?! 😐

This is the most white bread, man boob havin’, Republican tweet ever. GYST, David.

838. New record. Now that Texas has mandated masks surely you have the guts now Gov. Asa Hutchinson?

“Customers who watched this item also watched everything else on this service”

This is what America faces as a permanent police state if Trump is re-elected. Think about it. Vote.

The findings suggest that as schools reopen, communities will see clusters of infection take root that include children of all ages, several experts cautioned. nytimes.com/2020/07/18/hea…

If you drink booze from skinny cans, just keep steppin’

Thank goodness there are still functioning governments and economies out there that can help us 🇺🇸

Can I still taste the weed? Yes? Then we made it another day

Peak Burt, Dom, cars and ludes can fix anything

This provides some comfort that the press is trying to expose this Facebook BS, but let’s be honest. No one in Faulkner and Saline county reads much of anything these days.

Let’s cut the shit and talk real issues for once. Where does Joe Biden stand on @SpaceForceDoD?

It’s “rich white ladies in ridiculous, expensive hats” season. 2020 doesn’t let up

Anyone have the footage of the momma alligator eating the man right after this?

Actual thing said in my house last night: “is dua lipa trans?” #genx

I didn’t think it was possible to dislike this person more, but I can admit when I was wrong.

I want to creat a photo montage of white “liberal” women in designer tops with popped collars.

If you wore green and made a big production for St. Patrick’s day for your distributed/remote teammates over Zoom/Meet/Teams, WTF is wrong with you? We don’t have to do this shit anymore