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@live_free_603

Your rent is late. Mostly sarcasm. 1A and 2A absolutist. Anti - communist. New Hampshire maximalist.

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I’d say at least 80% or higher of realtors have no f*cking clue what they’re doing. Screenshot this from a fb ad. This is a huge FHA violation. A simple 40 hour course, pass a very easy test and you too can be ready to help someone with their biggest financial decisions!

I’d say at least 80% or higher of realtors have no f*cking clue what they’re doing. 

Screenshot this from a fb ad. 

This is a huge FHA violation. 

A simple 40 hour course, pass a very easy test and you too can be ready to help someone with their biggest financial decisions!
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When you buy a house: 1) ask the listing agent at the closing to take down the mls pictures (for your privacy) 2) don’t ever let the assessor in. They’re gonna measure the outside of the house. It’s fine. 3) don’t sell real estate. Buy more. Be rich.

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This is the unfortunate truth. No one goes to the Tuesday 8pm meeting that runs for 4 hours and the important item everyone cares about is last on the agenda. Democracy dies at midnight on the 3rd Tuesday of every month.

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Has there ever been a more free person than Kenny f*cking Powers here ripping up the Piscataqua on a sunny day? He was literally the only watercraft on the river.

Has there ever been a more free person than Kenny f*cking Powers here ripping up the Piscataqua on a sunny day? 

He was literally the only watercraft on the river.
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Oh I’ll run… Just know I am VERY open to bribery, corruption and will rule with an iron fist. So basically continuing the status quo.

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Every time I pour myself a tequila and soda and use a JOCKOFUEL hydrate drink as a mixer I wonder to myself how much Jocko Willink would yell at me for that. Then I drink my tequila and forget about it.

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Remember that time everyone who had to watch their loved ones die behind glass got their due process Or that other time when people lost their jobs for not getting the COVID jab, yet we let in 20 million people with no idea if they were vaccinated or not? So much due process

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Had to do a little re-wiring on one of our units. Now I always like to have our licensed electrician do the actual work but in order to save money I ran and secured the romex myself. Sparky’s coming later this week to tie it all in. Landlord loves when I can save $$!

Had to do a little re-wiring on one of our units. 

Now I always like to have our licensed electrician do the actual work but in order to save money I ran and secured the romex myself.

Sparky’s coming later this week to tie it all in. 

Landlord loves when I can save $$!