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To everyone who is bringing their two monitor set up to the Williamsburg weWork: can’t you see… you’re hurting innocent people

Words used to mean something

Looked so genuinely terrible when buying wine that the cashier looked at my ID and said “is this actually you?”

Yolklahoma

Great vibes at the FiDi weWork today

Overheard a guy at the gym say that he’s going to tell his manager he’s leaving if they don’t give him more money… and he plans to open the meeting by playing “potential breakup song” by Aly & AJ…. unbelievable levels of aura

We’re delighted to begin the new year by announcing some new titles: Liza Harris and Annabelle Long have been promoted to Director! Please join us in congratulating them!

New Year’s resolution is to be as chronically online and unhinged as jack schlossberg. I think I can do it

This would work on me

FaceTiming my best friend while she’s studying for a major medical exam to ask her what I should pack for vacation… there is always a way to be more annoying

A beautiful place to scroll Twitter

Me when my parents ask if I’m planning on doing my taxes soon

Exactly the visionary leadership we need

Told my landlord I wasn’t resigning my lease. He’s taking it really hard

canceling therapy to pay for highlights... summer is back in a big way

you can’t say you care about women and also vote for andrew cuomo just fyi !!!!!

Packing for the two day work retreat as though I’m moving to a foreign land for six months

Coworker tried scotch for the first time

made a to-do list for today and it was exactly the same as my one for yesterday. humbling