lizzy cassidy (@lizzaster) 's Twitter Profile
lizzy cassidy

@lizzaster

mouthy broad, comedian. she/her

ID: 394380013

calendar_today20-10-2011 00:09:57

8,8K Tweet

529 Followers

345 Following

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visibly crying in nyc is insane. two people asked me for directions and a woman asked me to move to she could take a picture of a regular building

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#Brooklyn can't wait for y'all to see my new hr LOST Now hurry up & buy these tickets so I can stop stress sweating TUESDAY 8/22, 8PM! Spesh guests: hotpot dasani (A Black Lady Sketch show) lizzy cassidy (Amazon Prime) 📍littlefield 🎟 littlefieldnyc.com #nyc Comedy Bureau

#Brooklyn can't wait for y'all to see my new hr LOST
Now hurry up & buy these tickets so I can stop stress sweating
TUESDAY 8/22, 8PM!

Spesh guests:
<a href="/raesanni/">hotpot dasani</a> (A Black Lady Sketch show)
<a href="/lizzaster/">lizzy cassidy</a> (Amazon Prime)
📍<a href="/littlefieldnyc/">littlefield</a> 
🎟 littlefieldnyc.com
#nyc <a href="/thecomedybureau/">Comedy Bureau</a>
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Don't miss this week's new episode with lizzy cassidy! We talk about expensive bangs, Lizzy's podcast Close Calls about near death experiences, dating comedians and weird pets." Listen on Apple Podcasts! @exactlyright #LadytoLady buff.ly/3ZHTPTe

Don't miss this week's new episode with <a href="/lizzaster/">lizzy cassidy</a>! We talk about expensive bangs, Lizzy's podcast Close Calls
about near death experiences, dating comedians and weird pets."

Listen on <a href="/ApplePodcasts/">Apple Podcasts</a>! @exactlyright #LadytoLady
buff.ly/3ZHTPTe
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women are freaking out about this as if this isn’t just a thread full of pussies who don’t know how to break up with someone

lizzy cassidy (@lizzaster) 's Twitter Profile Photo

people with kids love telling you not to get tattoos because you’ll be stuck with it forever as if they’re not stuck with a thing that shits itself and resents you