The O’s all out 168 for a 78 run loss. Sandeep Barot remains undefeated on 50 but can’t do it all himself. if only we had 11 batters like him?

Thank you Rayleigh CC for hosting us once again at your wonderful clubhouse. The O’s players relax and wonder when this latest losing run will end, whilst others contemplate new careers in alternative sports…..

O’s relaxed about today’s 35 over game against Woodford Green CC comments heard include ‘how much worse can it get after the footy yesterday’ and we need Oliver Buck to beat these lot’ O’s bat first…….

Close of play here. Woodford Green chased down 165 on the 31st over with 5 wickets spare. 1 wicket each for 🥝, John Albert Aaland Hayes, Black Vinyl Records, Jack Baker-Merry and Walthamstow ringer Steve. No showers despite assertions from Ansar so skipper’s wet wipes had to do for Sir Jack. 🅾️🏏

LOSCC on the way to Port Vale. Jack Baker-Merry wasting no time to try and influence the POTY votes! 👀 “if you look at my stats….”

O’s arrive in good spirits Hatfield Heath CC following yesterday’s smash and grab at Port Vale. A very unique ground with a road running in the middle of it, could cause a problem for John Albert Aaland Hayes bowling run up. Curry house in sight. O’s fielding first. Game on.

View from the boundary: tea here at Hatfield Heath CC who are 170 all out. 4 wickets for Skipper Ian Richardson, 1 each for John Albert Aaland Hayes & Black Vinyl Records and 2 each for Jack Baker-Merry and Daji 🥝. O’s setting their sights on victory with pants the main subject of the tea-break. 🩲

Congratulations to the nicest man in cricket Danny Whittam for his record breaking 93rd Wicket-keeper catch this afternoon. Well done Danno.

O’s struggle to 30-4 in response with the normal batting frailties on show. Not helped by 2 avoidable run outs…. Orient away stalwarts Jack Baker-Merry and Orient Braces at the crease. ‘Backs to the wall ‘No surrender’ is the chat between overs. Next over Orient Braces departs

Run chase on here. Matty Hiscock tells us ‘We’ve got this’. Another wicket down now and he now retracts his statement. Daji and Jack Baker-Merry now at the crease, needing to crack on here to win the game. This tweet is sponsored by Daji Cricket Advice #ad

113 all out - do we care? ….. not now because the curry house is open. Are there any batters available for next season? Contact our head of recruitment and commercial Oliver Buck-Ling-Wellens - must have eyesight and at least 1 leg and a car as Danny’s minibus is rammed.

New club rule. Win LOSCC player of the year and you’re given your own private security for awaydays! 🤛 🦵 💪