Total #DotAll FOMO right now.

Brimful of Asha on the…

SELECT IF(null = 'yes', 1, 0); > 0 SELECT IF(null != 'yes', 1, 0) > 0 Oh MySQL, you cray-cray.

Nothing like a Friday night toddler hissy fit to start the weekend.

Here’s a reminder that there’s a new season of Somebody Feed Phil on Netflix right now. I’m already warm and fuzzy inside. And hungry. 🫶

How have I not seen this before?! 🤯 youtu.be/IvUU8joBb1Q

Got boosted with Moderna, ‘cause I’m old now. 😭

Do I still have my 3-letter username? Yes? Good.

Watching a camp movie on tv while catching up on some work, when suddenly… Moloko! youtu.be/hTjyhydMURI — aaand I’m back in the nineties.

Found a Mastodon server with my username still available. Can’t be bothered to start my own, so this will do nicely. @[email protected] - ohai.social/@low

I used to mishear a lyric from King Crimson’s Elephant Talk… Instead of "These are words with a D this time" I heard "These aren’t words but the deeds this time" — still kinda prefer that version. 😏

Now that the sun is setting on Atom, I finally made the switch to PhpStorm. And I must admit, I like it, also thanks to the wonderful Catppuccin Mocha theme and colour scheme: github.com/catppuccin/cat… Mmm… pastels… 🤤

TIL my fave monospaced font was designed by a compatriot born a stone’s throw away. lucasfonts.com/fonts/consolas/

All well and good, but where’s my Monkey Island movie with Ryan Reynolds as Guybrush Threepwood?!

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. Like telling a toddler “don’t touch that!” — what do you thing is gonna happen? Anyway, @[email protected].

*think. Fuck. Ban URLs, but no edit button. 🤬

Janelle Monáe in Glass Onion… 💯👌🔥

Watching the season finale of His Dark Materials…

Here in NL, there is a vast difference between regular cyclists and lycra-clad drop-bar cyclists. The former are part of the nation’s identity, the latter are considered the scum of the universe by all who participate in traffic. Also, I should quit Facebook and reading comments.

fuck this stupid ass sport man #Itzulia2024