every time I go to a coffee shop I think about the time last summer when I asked for a latte with oat milk and the poor lad behind the counter somehow managed to say with a straight face "sir am sorry a cannae make a latte withoot milk"

Seinfeld Today: Elaine spends six hours in a testing line, Jerry finds his new girlfriend less attractive with a mask off, George attends an anti-vax rally so he can get "super-immunity," and Kramer hoards rapid tests.

A thought that has haunted me for years is 'what if LOTR but ancient China?' So I finally made it! Here's the first look at a series of art I'll be posting: Frodo at the beginning of the first 'movie', and the Fellowship of the Ring.

BREAKING: Two of the lawyers presenting arguments to the Supreme Court to block Biden's vaccine mandate have tested positive for COVID. Because of course.

Son lo mismo Chumel Torres y Rappi México: Basura

Trisha Greenhalgh Cat Obbard They existed then too

Toda persona que trabaje debe de tener como derecho vacaciones. Los 6 días que tenemos en México son una burla a nivel mundial👇. Urge modificar la ley Federal del trabajo.

hey people, let’s demand @Twitter to remove Russia 🇷🇺 from here no place for an aggressor like Russia on Western social media platforms they should not be allowed to use these platforms to promote their image while brutally killing the Ukrainian people @TwitterSupport

Long story short: I just walked to Poland. It was a hellish 20-hour journey undertaken in the middle of winter with thousands of refugees. I saw some terrible things:

Ukrainian President Zelenskiy turns down U.S. request to evacuate Kyiv, saying: "I need ammunition, not a ride" - AP

Fuck you President of Russia. Retweet if you agree.

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Fuck Elon Musk