Come out tonight to Bar Cathedral for Your Place or Mine? Comedy at Bar Cathedral Feb 20th - 9PM. Gonna be a blast! #torontocomedy #torontostandup

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If you buy tickets to a comedy show, never ask for a refund. That’s very disrespectful.

Why does 4.2 seconds last 30 minutes in an NBA game?

Hey! This is exciting! LA come see me in March.

Tomorrow night! Best Damn Stand-Up Comedy Show is back with a killer lineup INCLUDING three hilarious headliners. @thesocap HOST #ZabrinaDouglas FEATURING #CarolinaDG #DKPhan HEADLINERS #JeffPaul @LukeLynndale @TheMarthaChaves Tickets happenin.io/toronto/event/… #torontostandup

Kim Kardashian changes her Facebook Page name and it’s so sad.

COMEDY COMES TO THE 91321! This Thurs Mar. 24, 8pm Double Trouble Wine Room, 24338 Main, Santa Clarita Murray Valeriano Susan Seranwrap Brenda Pontiff John Wynn Zach Pugh Michelle MaliZaki luke lynndale

March 29 at 8pm it's all laughter TheVeniceWest. eddie pepitone, Steven Lolli, Mike Muratore, luke lynndale are bringing you a night of laughter hosted by Maria Bruggere. Show starts at 8pm! Buy tix: ticketweb.com/event/comedy-n…

I’m here. Be there. Tonight! I want to hurt you with laughter. You’ll love the hurt.

Had a Blast on this show with our headliner Mary Kennedy and an incredible line up for a cause! @pauljacek @heavymetaldadcomic @suwonweaver luke lynndale @funnycomicgirl @ Mid City LA instagram.com/p/CbmIpi9Of__/…

Tonight's the night! The Hottest Stand-Up Comedy Show in Toronto, SoCap Comedy, 7:30 pm. The greatest comedy show of ALL time. HOST Leny Corrado FEATURING Patrick Russell Jessie Olsen CO-HEADLINERS luke lynndale @MarcTrinidad Tickets: happenin.io/toronto/event/…

Tonight's the night! Come out and laugh until it hurts with some of Canada's hottest and most talented up and coming comedians. HOST Dena Jackson FEATURING luke lynndale - Melissa Story - Cathy Boyd Manolis Zontanos Tickets comedybar.ca/shows/comedy-o…

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I’ll be there to perform. You should be there to watch.

Turns out if you put your pubes on cans of Coke you’re a pervert and also don’t believe in women’s rights. But, you can become a judge on the supreme court of the USA.

People who use their phone while driving, and it’s not hands free, should be certified as insane. If you’re driving your car like a clown at a 1950s circus, get off the f*cking phone!

I’m going to Texas baby! I’m going to be performing in the 2024 Tower City Comedy Festival held in Paris Texas January 25 -27 2024. Whoohoo!

Saturday, March 16! Come celebrate St. Patrick’s Day at this hilarious show! ☘️🌈🎉 7:30pm & 9:30pm. luke lynndale Justen Williams Chad Noonan Sam Norton This is going to be a party with loads of laughs. 🎟 Tickets: tinyurl.com/4mjak8n4 brought to you by: Comedy Nuggets