Hey Doc, for the first few weeks after taking your vitality pills I felt like a million bucks. All my doubts and fears were gone, just like you promised! Now, I find myself crippled with anxiety and a feeling of deep emptiness again. Is there any chance I need a stronger dose?

moron mountain normal hippo Overachiever ChatGPT:

Whenever a woman gets kicked out of a comedy club ‘just for laughing,’ she looks like this.

Some people are pure satire and don't know it. Some do know it, but continue the deadpan charade even though it's a vaudeville act/performance art because they understand there will always be suckers for it, and it puts a (sometimes quite fancy) roof over the artist's head.

A billionty-bibberty isn’t a number, Marge

faye Don’t be a class traitor. Corporations steal clean air, clean water, livable wages. If you see someone stealing from a corporation, no you didn’t.

oh my goodness -- this local TV report about Tennessee Republican Lt. Gov. Randy McNally liking gay posts on Instagram is brutally awkward. You can see the full thing here: youtube.com/watch?v=NlAhZG…

matt Elon's Twitter:

It’ll never not be funny to me that PREDATOR has sitcom-like end credits.

These used to be two Tesla emojis

The group photo from Charlie Kirk’s ‘Men’s Summit’ this past weekend.

Every night, every day. He is going to do his very best to use this platform to get Trump elected.

Texas Republicans passed a bill to ban “preferential treatment based on race” at state universities. But they voted against my amendment to ban preferential treatment for kids of legislators. They're against affirmative action unless it benefits the wealthy and well-connected.

That part:

USA: Unlimited Supply of Assholes

The first and often the only thing I need your documentation to do is to reduce my TTHW (Time To Hello World).

In game development, the first 90% of a project is a lot easier than the second 90%.