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I had a dream last night I was trying to convince a good friend that going to AA did not mean he would have to give up eating eggs & drinking milk.

I am a huge fan of the Joker, in all his forms.

The Joker is absolutely in recovery. The Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous says, “We were prepared to look at it from an entirely different angle.” In other words… to see the funny side.

We are also pleased to announce that we have acquired a collection of short stories by the very talented Audrey Lee (jawn didion) - her first work of fiction in print - titled "UTTER GOODNESS". Release late 2025 / early 2026.

He knows he’s handsome 😎

Can’t stop listening Vince gill. Anyone know a girl named Amy I can send this to?

I’m taking my dad, a lifelong Giants fan, to the Giants-Diamondbacks game tonite. My earliest baseball memory is being at a Rockies game & my dad keeping score with a golf pencil - & sharpening it with his Swiss Army Knife - & I wondered what in the hell he was doing it for.

Intently watching the Diamondbacks score their first run.

I’m the Portuguese clerico-fascist Zohran & I’m running for mayor of Gilbert, Arizona.

how about winning next time?

Have you preordered OFFICEPARKS by Noam Hessler yet? Your time to secure your copy at a discounted rate is running out... Speaking of discounts, all other FH titles (AMERICAN CATS, GYPSY ROMANCE, and AFTER SUNSTONE) are 20% off today and tomorrow. Happy 4th.

Happy Independence Day from Tales From The Mall!!! If you click the link in my bio you can read a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT about the show but the long & short of it is this: We have a new FREE episode coming out on Monday 7/7 with our great friend Dan Spencer - please take note!

Thinking about doing a little nude driving.

Haim is female Bad Company.

There is a sign here in the Phoenix area that advertises a steakhouse with steaks spelled like "STEVKS" for some reason and my brother & I amuse each other all day by saying, "Retvrn to Stevks".

I am driving to the mall, & I am nude.

As our sale wraps up, don't forget to contact us via email or DM if you are interested in a review copy of Noam Hessler's (Noam) OFFICEPARKS (or review copies of any of our other titles).