Luxury Prestige III discovers his producer Mac Cushing can also be quite decorative... youtube.com/watch?v=uxuOcM…

Close only counts in handjobs and hand grenades. I know what I wrote.--Luxury Prestige III.Get presale tickets here tktwb.tw/2aiuGpJ

What does Luxury Prestige III have to say about the housing bubble? Watch to find out: youtube.com/watch?v=tHinZC…

You haven’t lived until you've gotten drunk enough to accidentally respond to your own Tinder messages. --LP III

Tomorrow The High Watt, 9PM Luxury Prestige presents the finest in sketch comedy. Get you pre-sales tickets here" tktwb.tw/2aiuGpJ

Tonight Luxury Prestige III has put together a decadent line-up of sketches just for you, so don't miss it. facebook.com/events/1580558…

Luxury Prestige III was so proud of the show and audience last night. He'll see you The High Watt on September 14th!

Be at The High Watt next Wednesday,9/14 to see Mr. LP3 and the best in sketch comedy. bit.ly/2cgeHth

Get your tickets in advance to see the best sketch comedy you'll ever see. Wednesday The High Watt, show is at 9. tktwb.tw/2cHE6NM

Tonight's the night! LP3 recommends getting there early to grab a good spot. He packed the house last time... bit.ly/2cJWdnn

Don't miss the Halloween version of Luxury Prestige tomorrow The High Watt facebook.com/events/2924703…

Luxury Prestige III's personal motto is "Cover The World In Laughter" and he will literally smother you with laughter tonight The High Watt

Our new installment of Luxury Prestige III is coming to you NOVEMBER 9th The High Watt! This month's theme is CRIME AND PUNISHMENT!

Tomorrow night at The High Watt come to LP3, but first watch this to start laughing early: bit.ly/2fwkNbW

Come out tonight!!facebook.com/events/2142414…

Colbert said "It's hard to be afraid when you're laughing, and the devil can't stand being mocked." Laugh off the devil tonight, 9:00!

Less than a week until our final show of 2016! Come out and see who made Luxury's Naughty and Nice list. bit.ly/2fJCS8a

Wednesday is the final LP3 of the year. Let's all come together in Comedy's warming glow! bit.ly/2fJCS8a

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, HEATHENS! Tomorrow we all gather 'round that big ol' tree! Come on out to The High Watt

It's almost time for holiday hilarity at The High Watt! Show at 9. Don't miss it.