Having a paying Canary customer in Antarctica allowed us to say that we had customers on all 7 continents. (We loved it & used to lord this over Duo Security when fighting them for "most loved company in infosec"). We no longer have just one customer there... We now have two ✊💚🐧

Microsoft continues its decades-long tradition of lying convincingly about how popular, complete, and well loved its products are. I’m sure this user count is technically true because of some taskbar popup spam or something on every Microsoft Office computer.

When you are using some random AWS service and it asks you to configure something inside EC2, remember that EC2 stands for Everything Cobbled 2-gether

CVE-2023-27937: its pretty dumb

Emmy is an amazing lib for interactive math/ physics in Clojure (and more coming) github.com/mentat-collect…

OH “Tailscale is the company I I aspire for us to be” cc apenwarr — spoken by someone who would know :)

They never tell you how much time you'll spend in contracts and with intransigent lawyers.

Air plant holders for Strange Loop Conf in progress

Today in security nerd ADHD: bought office TV, lost remote, use Flipper Zero to figure out how to switch sources

Two great flavors, better together. Passkeys ships strong auth with great usability (misbehaving browser plugins hijacking the entire thing notwithstanding) -- two things that have been a part of what Reed and Julianna wanted to build even before that idea became Stytch.

Uh oh everybody, they’re on to us

Apparently Taylor Swift is a DoD psyop, so

Playing the annual, “Is it colder in Chicago or Siberia?” game. Winner: CHICAGO! *in °F Last pic is °C

Well *your* company clearly isn’t

I kind of want to order this because regardless of whether it’s the mystery retro windows machine form the image or the woodworking parts, it’s going to be fascinatingly terrifying

Killed last tweet, haven't changed my mind, just don't have the bandwidth to keep N non-customers up to date on an evolving incident N different ways, and didn't want that to be a sales push either. Good news: so far, if you're directly impacted right now, you'd probably know.

Chicken katsu Caesar sandwich (Ciabatta)