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Cassie Pritchard Waymo told me protestors keep torching his cars so I asked how many cars he has and he said he just goes to the factory and gets a new car afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding cars to protestors and then his daughter started crying.

very unfortunate play button

Damn my kid is gonna be so mad when she figures weed out, and realizes why half the freeze pops are gone the next day whenever I buy them

Pete Hegseth did the thing we all did in college where you submit a bullshit attachment instead of the real paper you didn’t complete and then say you had technical difficulties

Immediately co-signed

Sometimes you see a thing and think, well that was clearly MADE for ME, I need it immediately

I’m at The Cheesecake Factory for the first time in my life and I’m 35 years old AMA

When I write an offer on a house and the listing agent has a Gmail address

Hoping it’s pure coincidence both of these locations ended up in the national news this week

If you start thinking this way it’s probably time to take a break from politics, because you’re so jaded and off-putting that you’re doing the right’s work for them by making it look like a comfy place to land

Ah, my family

Community tank upgrade from 40 to 75 gals (yes the TV is getting moved). Still a bit of cloudiness and we have some rocks holding down the driftwood chunk on the right until it wants to stop floating, but everyone survived the transfer

Tim Walz deleted all of his tweets where he said The Replacements are kind of overrated