Lynda Masters (@lyly_2001_) 's Twitter Profile
Lynda Masters

@lyly_2001_

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calendar_today30-11-2024 22:12:04

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You know what's rich? Germany, the country that's supposed to be all about 'never again,' is now criminalizing insults online. Oh, the irony! 'We won't let history repeat itself,' they say, while they're literally repeating the part where they control what you can say. Bravo,

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Maybe I'm a horrible person, but there's a part of me that cheers when people are trying to get a photo op with dangerous wildlife and it turns on them. Am I alone?

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What the hell is Thumb Appreciation Day? Oh, you've got to be kidding me! Now we've got a day for thumbs? What's next, Pinkie Appreciation Day? Like we don't appreciate our thumbs enough already? I appreciate my thumb when I'm flipping off some idiot in traffic, or when I'm

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Today is National Leadership Day! Look, real leaders don’t hide behind a desk signing 800-page bills nobody reads. Let’s toast the ones who say, ‘Screw your regulations, I’m cutting taxes and letting people breathe!’ Not these bloated DC parasites sucking the life outta us.

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Listen up, folks—it’s World Bartender Day, and we’re supposed to cheer for these mixologists out here shakin’ martinis like they’re curing cancer, only to hit you with that smug tap tap on the tip jar. What, I’m funding your rent now because you flipped a bottle twice? I’m

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🚿 “Make Showers Great Again” + the MAGA accounts to follow Trump signs this shower thing, and Georgia’s throwin’ a party at Ace Hardware? Man, they’re one step from baptizin’ each other in the plumbing aisle. “Make Showers Great Again”—I’m dyin’! 😂 While CNN is busy weeping