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“Perhaps I’m finally getting my shit together” I think to myself, before noticing I’m eating an 11.55pm dinner of peanut butter (heaped tablespoon), pine nuts (2 handfuls - ooh la la), 2 veggie sausages (raw) and a double shot of aldi vodka

bands in perth easily got the worst names in the country, lineups be like Citrus Soft Drink Nakedtimes The Shiggity Diggums Lauren Braithesworth Quartet

Do you reckon they just called it ‘DUNE’ because ‘Spice World: The Movie’ was already taken

finally triple vaxxed and now dreaming up a drag persona inspired by my specific combo of shots (her name is Pfi-Pfi Modérne)

if mediocre indie rock bands are allowed to have Wikipedia pages, every pizza restaurant in the world should also be eligible

once, twice, three times a thembo

walking up the street simply carrying an aloe vera plant and a car passenger yells “LGBT” at me

iron (deficient) maiden

in a world of fuckheads,,,, be slightly less of a fuckhed

Big Appa? Just remember, jumping on a bison and yelling “yip yip” will not make it fly. But you will. Stay frosty, my friend. 🦬☃️ 📸Yellowstone National Park /Jacob W. Frank

little red courgette

ok but this is literally not my beautiful house