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Ness Lyons

@lyonsness

Writer, qualified lawyer, unqualified mother. Has ADHD.

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13 year old has never heard of Eurovision before tonight (!) We’re watching and he’s just asked: “Is Adele going to be in this? Because I’d vote for her.” #Eurovision

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This campaign is so utterly condescending Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan . Centring men not getting hurt feelings for being called out on misogynistic or harassing or violent behaviour. #Maaate

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My 14 year old starts their GCSE course(s) in September. I’m hoping it includes a lesson on how to replace a roll of toilet paper when you’ve finished it.

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Just asked 18 year old daughter, while we’re out, if she happens to have tweezers in her bag. She gives a snort of derision as she says “no, course not”. <pause> She adds: “I do have some eyelash curlers”.

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Really looking forward to this event and seeing all the films. Delighted to have my film ‘I Smile Politely’ as part of it. If you’re in Stafford and free this evening: unseencinema.co.uk/events/2023/9/…

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Dear @halfon4harlowMP when writing a letter to Your Harlow to claim the DfE didn’t give LAs targets to cut EHCP provisions (they so did), best not to make the Freudian slip of referring to Education, Health & Care Plans as “Economic, Health & Care Plans”. yourharlow.com/2023/09/13/har…

Dear @halfon4harlowMP when writing a letter to <a href="/yourharlow/">Your Harlow</a> to claim the DfE didn’t give LAs targets to cut EHCP provisions (they so did), best not to make the Freudian slip of referring to Education, Health &amp; Care Plans as “Economic, Health &amp; Care Plans”.

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So looking forward to this TV series of the book by my brilliant friend @BonnieGarmus I distinctly remember 5 years ago Bonnie first sharing an early draft excerpt in our Curtis Brown Creative course, and all of us knew straight away it would make it to the screen ❤️

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Earlier this evening an XL Bully jumped a fence and attacked a man in my local park. Partially witnessed by my son. Man was bitten badly in several places including his abdomen. Police and ambulance came, but it took an hour. Horrifying. The owner grabbed his dog and legged it.

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I never listen to audio books (ADHD means I take in more if I read) but decided to try audible version of The Club on the Edge of Town by Alan Lane and… listened to whole thing in 4hrs45mins straight. Amazing book, personifies how the personal is political. Beautifully read.

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Apparently I just got the last bottle of my #ADHD meds that my local pharmacy had; due to the medication shortage they won’t be able to order in any more for anyone for at least a week or two. Great way for the country to celebrate #ADHDAwarenessMonth🤨

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It’s my birthday and a great present is that I’m finally able to get my #ADHD medication today after the national shortage meant I haven’t been able to for well over a month.

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Enjoyed Macbeth but it came with an unexpected mystery - what happened to the third witch? She disappeared in the 2nd half and didn’t make the curtain call. Hope she’s OK.

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Such a lovely afternoon today celebrating the publication of The Winner by CJ Parsons - a thriller about a social media lottery, published by HQ Stories Read it, it’s a winner (sorry, had to do it)

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Best of Today with this story Toby Brundin & I pitched to BBC Radio 4 Today about the number of children decreasing in our area of inner London. Reporting by Harry Farley & production by Laura Hendry & Izzy Rowley Featured teenage boys: models’ own bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0…