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i bet this hits soooooo hard if you're in that i'm-15-years-old-and-just-discovered-seneca phase. "you just don't have the capacity to understand. like donnie darko before, mos was DEEP in heavy themes, man. so incredibly deep." [insert mind blown gif here]

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oh. we're doing non-niche fans? cool. directors with multiple superhero movies with a 90%+ tomato score: Russo Brothers - 3 Jon Watts - 3 Brad Bird - 2 James Gunn - 2 Sam Raimi - 2 with different franchises: Russo Brothers - 3 (assuming avengers and cap count) James Gunn - 2

indeed. they do.

this is probably an easier choice than "which would you rather have for breakfast? eggs and pancakes or a pile of broken glass, covered in shit, and wrapped in a piss-soaked diaper?" bebop. akira. ghost. fucking, duh.

i hear this shit all the time about y2k, too. fuckers -- i was THERE, windowing dates so bad shit didn't happen to your *parents*. programmers worked their asses off to make sure everyone could still use their fucking debit cards on 01/01/00.

every. single. theater.

just introduced my 17 year-old son who's a bad bunny fan to cypress hill last week. "oh, you like that guy? he's pretty dope, but wait until you hear 'hand on the pump'!" <cranks the volume to 3000> "SPITTIN' OUT BUCKSHOT!!"

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so. much. cope.

WHY IS THIS NOT A DEFAULT RULE?!?!

they should, but won't, because zero-sum people are shitty people.

paris hilton enters the chat.

if you have to spend effort to actively empathize with a person, you might just be a sociopath.