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mace 🇺🇦

@mace

Mostly harmless.
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linkhttps://twit.social/@mace calendar_today28-02-2007 06:42:21

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ᒪᗩᑎᑕᗴ 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him (@lanceusa70) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Conservatives keep saying "we're returning America to her Christian values." Surely that includes: Feeding the hungry Shelter for the homeless Free healthcare and healing Welcoming foreigners Taking care of one another Embracing the outcasts You know - the things Jesus did.

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I made smash burgers on the grill tonight. Why didn’t anyone tell me how much better a burger is when you smash the shit out of it?

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Something has been eating our jalapeño plants. I have no idea how it’s getting through our fence. I’ve now replanted them for the third time. They are now double fenced and I have a security cam pointing at them. We’ll see if I can catch the critter on cam.

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Yesterday we visited the stars and my favorite venue First Avenue to see Bowling for Soup and Less Than Jake. It was nice to see they gave a star to George Floyd. I’ll be back in two weeks to see my favorite band Motion City Soundtrack. instagr.am/p/CfxnkTxO7BS/

Yesterday we visited the stars and my favorite venue First Avenue to see Bowling for Soup and Less Than Jake. It was nice to see they gave a star to George Floyd. I’ll be back in two weeks to see my favorite band Motion City Soundtrack. instagr.am/p/CfxnkTxO7BS/
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Last night was amazing. Motion City is the best. Such cool dudes and their fans are the best too. It’s alway a good time in the crowd. Last night was 2000’s emo rock, and tonight is 90’s angst rock with Garbage and Alanis Morissette. instagr.am/p/CgZabKsuLf0/

Last night was amazing. Motion City is the best. Such cool dudes and their fans are the best too. It’s alway a good time in the crowd. 

Last night was 2000’s emo rock, and tonight is 90’s angst rock with Garbage and Alanis Morissette. instagr.am/p/CgZabKsuLf0/
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Last night was pretty great. Shirley Manson is a bad ass, and Alanis’ voice was incredible. I loved her little tribute to Taylor Hawkins. instagr.am/p/Cgcl66BP6y5/

Last night was pretty great. Shirley Manson is a bad ass, and Alanis’ voice was incredible. I loved her little tribute to Taylor Hawkins. instagr.am/p/Cgcl66BP6y5/
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if you have a problem with the student loan cancellation because you already paid off your loans, just pretend its a tax cut for the rich that you also never got but mysteriously didn't complain about.

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It always sounds strange to me when people call Twitter a website. The last time I really used the website we were all tweeting through text messages.

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We’d been planning on using the $1.3 million from Jeopardy to buy a house, but now I’m thinking maybe I’ll just hold on to it for a year or two and then use it to buy Twitter

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I've never downloaded the Twitter app and don't plan on it now. I've been on Tweetbot since forever and love it. Twitter shutting out Tweetbot means Twitter doesn't want me, which is fine, I'm pretty much just on Mastodon now anyway.

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Baylie got spayed yesterday. She’s not a fan of the cone. Oh yeah, we got another dog. I don’t remember when I last posted on instagram. instagr.am/p/CsHYFFsv3bp/

Baylie got spayed yesterday. She’s not a fan of the cone. Oh yeah, we got another dog. I don’t remember when I last posted on instagram. instagr.am/p/CsHYFFsv3bp/