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This is so fucking embarrassing for that alligator

The audio of my online lecture didn’t synch right. Every point was out of order and overlapped. The professor left a note stating “all of the content is still there”. Try to tell me the quality of my education is the same as face to face instruction. Full tuition tho!! 🤑💵💸💰

I could swear i knew your love before i knew your name

things finna get weird. mars is in venice beach & mercury is doing the renegade

Sunday’s are so SCARY. me today: :’( 😞😓😪😭 )’:

god damn this life shit is meaningless

Among us is just virtual and violent frogger. Imma start sticking my tounge out as the imposter in this damn game

The way I stopped watching the debate to check twitter for fly tweets #vpdebate

This is the original “you so icy im a glacier boy”

My brain knows it’s Yosemite but I still want to say Yosemite. Ya feel?

Thinking about this 1400 year old ginkgo tree.

Ban guns only use swords. Imagine pulling up to pump some gas and two dudes are dueling in the parking lot.

Do you wake up every morning to Koel Mainz having a full blown conversation with you before you even get your eye boogies or are you normal?

My toxic trait is no matter what size coffee I am drinking, I don’t drink the last few sips.

If you see me typing aggressively and think I’m writing an intense paper only to find out I’m on typing.com, no you didn’t.

Clearly someone minds if I have a good week. just be straight up and tell me who you are

this social media shit is giving me brain damage