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birthday lesson: candles burn out at different speeds. some flickers go quicker

i'm a grinner in green joggers x.com/cine_poems/sta…

just been locked out for 'exhibiting automated behaviour'. does twitter know about my weakness for entertaining hard determinism?

catchy x.com/praccrit/statu…

what if the people in the library don't know i have a broken headphone and think i'm trying to look like a DJ?

#T2trainspotting films the front of Glasgow uni as an "old Edinburgh school". raging.

after a few bollywood existentialist memes, i read 'house of commons' as 'house of cosmos' -- i'm done

i measure my grogginess with accuracy of dry shampoo aim

just broke a paintbrush on a walnut. i suppose not all walls can be brought down without support from a helluva lot of time

ill, in primark fleece heart-patterned pyjamas, and instead of a lemon and ginger delivery get a visit from the police

what's there to do with the self-aware bastard i call me?

up to some last-minute semicolon insertion into a distressing essay

'the Borgias made the Sopranos look like Sesame Street' -- Frank Delaney's fantastic podcast on Ulysses blog.frankdelaney.com/2010/07/re-joy…

picked up my LED strip remote control instead of keys. as if i ever went outdoors for my daily fade of lime green into magenta

saying goodbye to my flat on top of my wardrobe in a bra and Marc Jacobs jacket