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Me and Romesh are trying out some new material on 16th July in New Malden & Stoneleigh. Get tickets here outsidetheboxcomedy.co.uk/performer.htm?…

I'm going to be doing an extended set on Monday 14th August at @otbcomedy in Kingston. Get tickets here outsidetheboxcomedy.co.uk/show.htm?id_gi…

I'll tell you who I wouldn't want to fight in one of those white collar boxing matches, Harry Hill.

It's weird how nicknames stay with you for life. I've just run into a bloke that I went to school with. Haven't seen him for 40 years but still said "hello Lobster cock" and he said "hello Brownie". I have'nt been called Brownie for years.

The weight for Freight is over! We are back this Thursday 🏝️ thecomedystore.co.uk

Hi AO Arena I’m staying in the hotel opposite you. Can you ask Decon Blue to turn it down a bit please.

We have the brilliant Al Murray 🇺🇦 doing a couple of tour warm ups with us on the 5th Dec in New Malden and Stoneleigh. Plus Maff Brown to support Get tickets at outsidetheboxcomedy.co.uk/performer.htm?…

I reckon these days it would be easy to find and hire the A-team. Linked in I reckon.

Musical Youth are reforming. Now called Musical my back hurts.

My nan turned 100 this morning. Died of the bumps in the afternoon.

Amazon: I see you recently bought a fridge. Can we recommend ANOTHER Fridge?

Don’t take any into London tho Kevin.

New episode of Always Be Comedy's Comedy Heroes is out now and it's all about inarguably one of the most-beloved comedians of all-time: Robin Williams. Oscar, origins of genius and - amazingly - the time he performed at OTB Comedy Club with Maff Brown: alwaysbecomedy.com/podcast 🩷💛

I’d love it if the Just Stop Oil bellends were accidentally using oil based paint.

Oi Prime Video get rid of the fucking adverts!!! We already pay a subscription charge.

Incredible line up this Monday in Kingston and for only £10!! Get tickets at outsidetheboxcomedy.co.uk/show-listings.… Hal Cruttenden Maff Brown Bobby Mair Mat Ewins The Fighting Cocks

I’d love it if Zuckerberg sells instagram to Tik Tok on Monday.

Hey Metro Bank Help your app is terrible and never works properly. Crashes or freezes all the time. For a bank the size of you it’s so bad! Sort it out