He called himself Lincoln?

This is actually about me taking Algebra I in 7th grade

If I found out my mom was anon posting about me and my only other sibling COMPARING us (unfavorably!) I would die

“Tate estimates about one-third of CLT full-time team are politically aligned with the left. And CLT’s president, Angel Adams Parham, is an associate sociology professor at the University of Virginia who, as a Black woman herself, publicly resists the stereotype of

Skinny jeans? In 2025?

I still remember the words to Mangwane Mpulele

Yes, I found I had something to say about Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes, “stomp clap hey,” Pope Leo, and Rerum Novarum. maggiephillips.substack.com/p/alabama-arka…

Stomp clap hey, the death of earnestness, and Rere Novarum in my Substack today: maggiephillips.substack.com/p/alabama-arka…

American Catholic influencers: “Buy my liturgical calendar!” Italian municipalities: “We pick up non-recyclables on St. Dominic’s feast day.”

Being a weird mom is so hard it’s like ughh I want to go see Weapons, but the only night that works for me is the younger two kids’ interest meeting for Scouts. Maybe I can leave early and just miss the previews…

For the late afternoon crowd back home on the Wild Wild East Coast. I felt I had a take on the Worst Song Ever Made.

Today in “Italian Liturgical Living,” I bring you my local hardware store:

Ah yes, the NYC ‘83ers

I feel like I’m the only one still checking in on the antiwoke family that moved to Russia.

Ahead of Trump and Putin’s Alaska summit, Tablet Magazine has your crash course on Russia’s history in the state: tabletmag.com/sections/commu…

Me when our toilets in our Italian house stopped working because we did two loads of laundry:

When I’m waiting in line at customer service, everyone else’s problems are stupid. So blindingly obviously solvable, they deserve the pity we reserve for small children who lack the life experience to understand the simplest tasks. My problems are important and complex.

Italians are sick of Americans and their performative earliness. Honestly, good for them.

Saw this on a classmate’s Instagram stories. Crusaders FTW 💜