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guys… you have to see this

Lorde breaking up her producers relationship yet again is killing me 😭

All these girls are gay as fuck get the men off the island and let them scissor #LoveIslandUS

Saw a Tesla driver throw a bunch of garbage out their window on the 10. Was disappointed not to see them get in an accident immediately but happily remembered that they’re a piece of shit with no friends :)

I live to be a little jester for my wife. Making her laugh is my purpose. But she must contend with the trials and tribulations that come with me

Reminder that the girls on Love Island S3 (UK I mean) taught themselves to properly tell time with the sun, Girl Guides style, to try and establish some normalcy.

It’s so weird doing a science class that is CARTOONISHLY “science class” like I have to wear a lab coat and use a microscope and play with Bunsen burners and make little glass slides full of colourful germs like I’m really out here 🔬🧪

The Mariners are 5-0 *at home* since an Osprey getting chased by an Eagle dropped a Salmon into the T-Mobile Park seats

big crash out imminent

Kershaw deserved what the defense did to him today but lord knows I didn't

Ozzy Osbourne waking up from his afternoon nap and seeing Trisha Paytas cradling him

Listening to your cat cry on the drive to the vet is like being killed with 100 hammers

The fact that I have to park in a structure populated by 19yo students deals me 1d6 psychic damage every day

glasnow and yamamoto should be given 5 minutes alone with the bullpen and a gun

The first time I truly snogged anyone was at the pictures, seeing Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003) and at one point he stopped kissing me and turned and gave a covert thumbs up to his friend two seats away. I broke up with him via MSN Messenger a week later.

It’s the silly girl’s estimated birthday today!!

they should make a medicinal strength gatorade that you can only get with a prescription

if i was a baseball pitcher id be suicidal and vocal about it just to see if anyone would have the balls to hit a homer on me knowing i’d kms if they did