If you want to be more attractive, give attention to her friends

Her: “why you got hickeys all on your neck?” Me: you know i be wearing them fake chains

I use to be like my bitch would never…. Whole time a bitch be from neverland

you could call me Arthur morgan the way that i have a kind heart but imma still d!e alone

Females claim they have a glo up after they break up… nah shawty just became a thot

Any girl who thinks a man supposed to pay for everything is just a bum

Women be so perfect in the beginning, that’s why I keep getting a new one

Her: you better not be out here entertaining these hoes Me:

Girls be calling each other "sis" because they call the same guy “daddy" 😂😂

there’s 3 types of people in this world

This bitch keep on asking me "what are we" bitch, we are not even we.

ladies i don’t do healing stages cuz i’m the type to fuck your bestie please don’t test me 👯‍♀️😂

“I won’t go out so I don’t spend money” Me at home:

My dick goes to the left because none of you hoes treat me right

10 dicks later and she still missing me is insane

They say you are what you attract.. Ain’t no way I’m a lying ass hoe

you ever be on the toilet fighting for yo life just for this to come out

Parents be asking what happened between you and …? Momma fuck that hoe

this bitch got so many niggas idk if her post be about me or my homie 😭😭

Your girl is single if the right guy asks. Never forget that.