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Noticed that everyone on Facebook dips their food in Ranch.

When did TV broadcast standards allow commercials to refer to irritations “between the anus and genitals?”

Looks like Larry waiting patiently for trade briefing. Cats probably exempt from tariffs.

Who will be first to host Leo XIV at next Correspondents Dinner?

For buying plane, US and Americans should be permanently licensed to refer to Qatar (Kah-tahr’) and not Gutter.

Purple pit crew uniforms at Indy 500? Purple?

Would the Indy 500 let you turn your victory quart of milk into an Egg Cream? That’s the way you win in Brooklyn .

I liked GN&GL on CNN tonight, but thought the 2005 movie was better cast with David Strathairn as Murrow and Clooney as Fred Friendly. The film presented Murrow with more gravitas. Still, the show was very much worth watching.

Think Murrow v. Paley would make a fine play or movie on its own.

Could always do a play about Trump and Musk: “Bite me and Good Night.”

Bunker Buster: which came first: the name or the bomb?

Week not a total loss for Trump. E got out of attending full G7 Summit. Ends week at his Bedminster Golf Resort.

Midnight Hammer? How do they come up with mission code names?

Midnight Hammer would have been a good title for the last Top Gun movie.

What type of hammer will Midnight Hammer prove to have been: sledge, ball-peen, claw, mallet, dead blow?

Should TV News bleep Trump’s F-Bomb this morning? CNN played it both ways so far today. Americans should know what the president really said.

Then can parents also opt-out their kids from math, history and gym?

Why get married in Venice? Is Branson full up?

Just watched Roman Holiday. I would have filed a story on the secret day of the princess. Sorry, Audrey.