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Dear Vanessa Thorpe I'm up here with no PR, would love you to come and see my show. Monkey Barrel, 10:25pm.

I have 2 Mat Ewins tickets for FREE if you can meet me outside Monkey Barrel at 9. Dm me if you know me. Big laughers please

I petitioned ch4 to bring it to Bristol but if that happens there’s a massive chance that his true identity as Banksy will be revealed.

Who is Avalon’s live booker? Do they have one? Dm please.

A handy guide to all things BBC NCA regional finals. beyondthejoke.co.uk/content/13897/…

When a film has a limited release is there a website that says exactly where that film is on? I’m travelling from Guildford to Tunbridge Wells tomorrow and wanna see Apocalypse Clown. My gig is late tomorrow night but I don’t wanna have to go into London and out again…

Oscar Bobb sounds like a nickname you’d give a mate because he dared to have a serious opinion about a film once

I was at the filming of Tipping Point when Barnesie was playing. It was amazing. And it’s no surprise to anyone that tv shows are filmed in advance. And it’s really odd that the show should go on the tv so close to the anniversary of Phil’s passing. Please donate. And share.

Doing this shiny little fundraiser next week and would adore you all if you could help make it a sell out with a retweet. All celeb endorsements & comedy nerd hype appreciated! ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/westo… Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky Mark Olver Annie in N Devon @SuperCultureWsM Stuart Goldsmith

Gig in Gloucester. There’s a sheep festival this weekend. I asked what type of acts they have in, Beyoncé?! A woman shouted “Baa-yonce” which didn’t make sense. Someone shouted Lady BaaBaa. I went “Baa-bra Streisand” lazily and a bloke waited for the pause and said “Wooly Nelson”

I’m doing this today. Page Park in Staple Hill. I’m not doing it, that would be madness. I’m hosting it. I have not got a clue what is gonna happen but it should be fun…or at least a unique experience for everyone (me) involved.

Watching Longwell Green Sports FC The assistant ref just had to get a hat from the crowd because he’s got no hair and was getting a sunburnt head.

I wasn’t too keen on this polo shirt in Peacocks until….

Hmmmm. Anyone else help?

Very excited about two films just shown at Toronto Festival. American Fiction and Dream Scenario. Reviews make them both sound brilliant.

Mick McCarthy, but as you scroll down he gets happier. THREAD🧶

Instead of us being constantly disappointed by celebrities we should probably just start with the assumption that most of them are total assholes.

Best place to have lunch in Sunderland? Near the train station would be handy.

What Russell Brand thought he was doing with that Youtube video

Where would be the best place to eat well AND watch the Wolves/Liverpool game in Edinburgh today?